LYRICS Croc Fever - Larry T Hill 2012 ... croc fever croc danger, can we get in better check with the ranger, is it safe to swim? the build up is here let the wet begin i'd do anything to chill except lose a limb rep it's so steamy and hot gonna explode or drop my brain melts out one ear and the other one's blocked i got a case of swimmer's ear so I can't quite hear you but it's not just the crocs its the stinger season too so, carry some vinegar cause peeing on your leg won't do -anything thats what the paramedics say don't wanna wait for tomorrow i wanna swim today mum its really hot, you said you were gonna take us for a swim yesterday mu-um! croc fever croc danger, can we get in better check with the ranger, is it safe to swim? the build up is here let the wet begin i'd do anything to chill except lose a limb rep if i could escape this heat for, even a second the tempers tested as huge storms beckon the lightning teases and stormy breezes give little respite for troppo diseases I yearn for the opportunity to swim as long as the gamble is not life and limb I yearn for the opportunity to swim as long as the gamble is not life and limb yo, no.. croc fever croc danger, can we get in better check with the ranger, is it safe to swim? the build up is here let the wet begin i'd do anything to chill except lose a limb rep yeah - I was ridin my bike in Casuarina saw a little croc - hang on, but did ya meet her? hell yeah- took her for a 5 course dinner showed her mah raps and then I let it simmer i heard she was the steak eating competition winner but how were the table manners, on that fine evening? yea it was rough as guts but looks can be deceiving sure enough she can handle a knife and fork doesn't take much to get a room like that heaving well clearly you've built up quite a rapport. croc fever croc danger, can we get in better check with the ranger, is it safe to swim? the build up is here let the wet begin i'd do anything to chill except lose a limb croc fever croc dangarr

FAQ - Larry T Hill (2013) FAQ To help you yes its true FAQ helping you, helps me too FAQ To help you yes its true You get asked some of the same questions time to time FAQ helping you, helps me too It’s no problem, No worries, It’s fine [Repeat] So ahh, where ya from, originally? Sri Lanka via the west of Sydney but perhaps if wish to know someones cultural heritage or identity than that’s the question, you should ask So were ya born ere or were ya born there? Neither actually, allow me to explain simply, The thing about us migrants is that we’ve moved around In the middle east you’ll find my birth town My parents working accross country borders Saving to raise a child and migrate to Australian waters Hopefully this is making some sense to you Fortunately its just another F A, F A Q FAQ To help you yes its true You get asked some of the same questions time to time FAQ helping you, helps me too It’s no problem, No worries, It’s fine [Repeat] So you speak pretty good english for an Indian, not much of an accent Ahh, Sri Lankan like I mentioned before I guess they teach it reasonably well in Australian suburbia Don’t forget my culture was also colonised Leaving english language, portugese music, dutch height - and like many colonies weve spoken english for generations Don’t assume it’s limited to just a few great nations You look like Osama are you Muslim or something? Osama Bin Laden? is that what you see? I call upon you to improve your dark person literacy Can you tell me why a whitefella with a beard is a bikie, bushie, swagman or ned kelly But a brown bearded man is a muslim, a threat, a terrorist suspect Y’know, theres this other thing, about Osama He didn’t perish amongst hit squad drama He lives on these shores, a business he’s started A lanscaping service, he hides in your garden FAQ To help you yes its true You get asked some of the same questions time to time FAQ helping you, helps me too It’s no problem, No worries, It’s fine [Repeat] Osama Bin Laden, Osama Bin Laden He ain’t really dead he just hides in your garden Osama Bin Laden, Osama Bin Laden Yes all the impressions are verbatim or based on actual things said to me with only the slightest creative license used. The only time ignorance and racism is fun is when your writing a song about it and people are providing you with suprising fresh material. You can have all this and more just for being a migrant in Australia today. LTH